Boredom and Laundry Lists

Being a summer stay at home dad, I've created a list of tasks to finish (while caring for three kids; the list alone was not daunting enough). What are the tasks?

• paint master bath and bedroom
• build new shed doors (one's been built)
• paint shed
• replace sliding door
• build fire pit (done)
• write the next great american novel
• organize garage (which would prob involve building shelves)
• build a clay brick sidewalk (with surrounding landscaping)
• Fix our 20 mile long fence

I probably forgot something. But here I am, typing. Can you say misprioritization of jobs? Oh, I forgot another summer task. RELAX.